23 March 2007

Happy Birthday


Happy birthday JSR!!!

To celebrate I am giving you a set of golf links in no particular order (sorry could not afford the clubs).

Golf Quotes
"When primitive man screamed, and beat the ground with sticks, they called it Witchcraft. When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF." ~ Anon

“I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.” ~ George Brett

“To play golf you need goofy pants and a fat ass.” - Happy Gilmore

“Golf is typical capitalist lunacy.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators ~ Gerald R. Ford





No comments: